Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant. Or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.


1. Google "[your name] needs":
cleanskies - jeremy needs guidance to grow into a man

2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Jeremy looks like the number one right-hand man to the Dark Lord,

3. Google "[your name] likes":
For the finale, Jeremy likes to perform his spectacular 5-minute fire act which includes torches, fire balls, flaming shoes

4. Google "[your name] says"
porn king Ron Jeremy has said that he will give up sex as a profession when ...

5. Google "[your name] wants":
Jeremy wants to be an Astronaut Petition

6. Google "[your name] does":
Ron Jeremy does blow-up doll. this guy again..

7. Google "[your name] hates":
Jeremy Hates You All.


8. Google "[your name] can":
Starr: Jeremy! Can it be you? Boob: Can it be me? I think you'd better inquire of the guard

9. Google "[your name] goes":
YouTube - Jeremy Goes to Japan! - Episode #1

10. Google "[your name] is":
Jeremy is an English masculine given name

11. Google "[your name] loves":
Jeremy Scott debuted his Jeremy Loves Ksubi line in Paris last week, and the prints are nothing short of bold.

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Sorry, the answers are very screwed up.